art-and-sterf:

Sai Brushes by ~Sinistar1

zooophagous:

Dinner.

Step one: Find a piece of something dead.

Step two: Soak it in white wine for like a half hour or whatever

Step three: Stick it in a pan and cover it with honey, lemon juice and pepper. Toss a big ol’ chunk a butter in there too.

Step four: Turn up the heat and go watch youtube videos, coming back to flip it over every couple of minutes. Cut it open a little and when the inside is as brown as you want it turn off the stove.

Step five: Enjoy the best Goddamn thing you’ve eaten all week

theramblinggirl:

catherineanh:

Clearer and bigger version here! ^-^

*shreiking* THANK I ACTUALLY REALLY WANNA DO THIS. I think my real hair is too thin but with a wig I could and AHH SO PRETTY AND ALSO COOL.

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

• 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
• 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
• 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
• 1-2 Razors

1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
3. Shave your legs.
4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

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