September 14, 2014



Putting on pants without using hands

this was wild from start to finish

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September 14, 2014


the word cretin is undeniably and horrifically ableist.

stop using it.

(Source: proletarianpekingese)

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September 14, 2014


"I have no regrets. Even if time were to wind back over and over again, it would still play out the same way."

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September 14, 2014


things to say during sex

  • hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • well well well, someones looking desperate!
  • man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
  • [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
  • pain is hilarious!
  • boy these arms are durable

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September 14, 2014


watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite)

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September 14, 2014


I don’t know why this is called the “Second Worst Line in an Anime EVER!” when it’s obviously the best ever.

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September 14, 2014

Or at least a less broken pair?

September 14, 2014

Can I get a new pair of converse please